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THE EWU

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I remember posting a picture of Sir Lewis Hamilton and one of my guys was asking if he was like the G.O.A.T of F1? In all honesty, I was very disgusted by this question but then I realized very few people are interested in motorsports, let alone knowing who the 7th time World Champion of Formula One (F1) was. On the other hand, ask anyone who the G.O.A.T of football is and you would immediately be met with an obvious answer. Hence, I have decided that the next few episodes will be on Formula One (F1) and we will kick off by talking about the Ewu of F1. Ewu is an Igbo word which means goat, so catch my drift. Sir Lewis Hamilton Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton was born on the 7th of January 1985. He is a British racing driver currently competing in Formula One (F1), driving for Mercedes. Not to brag but he is currently the only black F1 driver and yet he dominates a white mans sport. Most would say that Hamilton was born to race because he has always been good at it. At the age of five,

Even Dodge Couldn't Dodge The Electric Bullet

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If we are talking about muscle, one of the cars that comes to mind is the Dodge Challenger. First off, the car looks absolutely handsome. I use the words handsome because the car gives off serious macho man vibes, probably why Dominic Teretto from The Fast and Furious loves the car brand so much. The American's also love their Dodge as they have a very large following. I feel like there are three set of American Car Enthusiasts, the ones who love Mustang, then those who love Chevrolet and last but not least, the Dodge lovers.  2023 Dodge Challenger Dodge is popular for their supercharged V8 engines which produce crazy amount of horsepower and torque for cars that are street legal. Too bad the V8 engines are getting the boot as this is probably the last year of production for the combustion engine in the Challenger. Top Gear recently posted an article confirming Dodge would soon go electric and I am absolutely devasted. I am very sure my friend, Akpesiri feels even worse because he

PURE BREED

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When it comes to this car thing, I am an ashawo! I have fallen in love once again and this time around, it is an Italian Signora. I deliberately use the word 'signora', because we are already engaged. I decided to use her English name as the title of the blog post, so you wouldn't bite your tongue while trying to call out her Italian name. The name of this beautiful signora is Purosangue, meaning Pure Breed, Pure Blood or Thorough Bred. Quite the name for a car that deviates from the normal Ferrari machines, right? The Ferrari Purosangue A while back we had an episode about the SUV craze, how most super car companies like Lamborghini and Aston Martin are producing Sport Utility Vehicles (SUV's) in order to increase sales and make extra money for the production of hypercars and sport cars that we love. Ferrari was quiet at first but I guess they eventually succumbed to the peer pressure and have recently unveiled their own SUV, although Ferrari calls it an FUV meaning Fe

BMW over BENZ

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All things being equal, my first car is going to be a BMW M3. I have decided to put this out there, so the universe can work it's magic. I am writing this particular episode out of jealousy, because how can I be a BMW fan boy and I do not have a single piece written on the LOML and yet I keep writing about the rival, Mercedes Benz. I know for a fact that a lot of Benz boys would have been Beamer boys, if not for the so called BMW wahala. Let me tell you something, BMW is not the one with the problem, it is actually Nigeria who has the problem! Before the Benz boys tear my shirt, let me explain myself... I reiterate, BMW over BENZ I will now outline 3 major Nigerian factors that are deterring the growth and spread of BMW owners/fans in Nigeria as well as glimmers of hope for the car brand; 1. Lack of Mechanical Know-How BMW's are known to have always been way ahead of their time when it comes to car technology and this posses a major problem of owning them abroad, let alone in N

MERCEDES BENZ TUNERS

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Mercedes Benz is probably the most popular car brand among the big boys in Nigeria. Mercedes vehicles are fast, luxurious, stable and most importantly, aesthetically pleasing to the eyes. Personally, I am a BMW fan boy but I must admit that Mercedes are generally more good looking than Beamers. Plus, the ladies prefer Benz boys to Beamer boys. Big Boy Benz's Back to the topic at hand, what or who is a car tuner?  According to Wikipedia, car tuning is the modification of a car to optimize it for a different set of performance requirements from those it was originally designed to meet. Simply put, a tuner is a car with many parts changed so the car can go very fast. The word "tune" here means "to adjust" or "to change". Apart from speed, tuners can adjust a cars suspension for drifting or its's fuel efficiency for endurance race. Some tunes could even be for better car looks or a better sound system, it just involves an upgrade to the car. Me thinkin